James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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RNC Calls Smith Slapping Rock “Legitimate Awards Show Discourse”

Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”

Study of Mitch McConnell’s DNA Might Prove Existence of Racist Sperm

A Second Grader Asked DeSantis Where Babies Come From. He Had Her Arrested.

Rich Cultist Smacks Rich Comedian Who Made Joke at the Expense of Rich Cultist Wife

Texts Reveal Ginni Thomas Helped Meadows Steal Election and Get Trump’s McDonald’s Order

Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump

Judge Jackson Regrets Not Pre-Insulting Heidi Cruz’s Looks

Babylon Bee Refuses to Submit to the Woke Mob and Delete N-Word Tweet

Senator Asks Judge Jackson If She’d Give Matt Gaetz a Lighter Sentence

Ted Cruz Asks Jackson Why She Helped George Soros Create CRT And If Benghazi Was Involved

Area Transphobe Livid He Can’t Force Twitter to Bake His Cake

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