James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Coat Hangers and Bleach Pass Meth and Busch Beer as Florida’s Highest Selling Products

Florida’s New 15-Week Abortion Ban Really Opens Up Matt Gaetz’ Dating Prospects

Trump Can’t Wait for Musk to Own Twitter So He Doesn’t Have to Post on Truth Social

Of Course I Believe a Billionaire Wants to Protect My Freedom of Speech. I’m a Fucking Moron.

Bill Maher is So Sick and Tired of Millennial Liberals He May Stop Trying to Fuck Them One Day

Literal Dumpster Fire Sues Marjorie Taylor Greene For Copyright Infringement

I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers.

When Glenn Greenwald Can’t Sleep, He Lays in Bed and Counts Dead Ukrainians

Darwin Awards Give Lifetime Achievement Recognition to Anti-Vaxxers Who Died of COVID

Texas Man Thinks Wife’s OB is a Groomer Because They Couldn’t Find the Fetus’s Genitals

Stable Hands Confirm Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Always Been Anti-Grooming

Putin Endorses Trump’s Endorsement of Dr. Oz

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