James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Dan Crenshaw: “Now the Liberals Don’t Want Me Loaning IEDs to My Friends?”

White House Releases New Official Presidential Portrait

Pelosi Stunned and Beside Herself at Sight of Legislators Stopping a Moron For the Good of the Country

Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters

Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun

WalMart Assures Americans They Can Still Make Love To Their Guns In Store Parking Lots

Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and F_ _k a Gun to Show How Safe They Are

Trump Claims He Never Would’ve Said Dorian Would Hit Alabama If He Knew Where Alabama Was

Pro-Gun Right-Wing Pundit: 284 Mass Shootings in 244 Days ‘Too Soon’ to Talk About Gun Control

White Woman Already Sh***ing Pure Pumpkin Spice

Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar

FBI Report Shows U.S. Needs Just 400 Trillion More Thoughts and Prayers to Reduce Gun Violence

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