James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Conservative Still Searching for the Word “Capitalism” in Constitution

Eric Trump Asks His Dad If They Can Start a Charity For COVID-19 Patients

Trump Slams Reporter’s ‘Nasty Gotcha Request for Comfort and Calm Leadership on Behalf of the Nation’

CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration

Report: They’re Still Fighting Over the Fucking PS4 Controllers

OAN Reporter Asks Trump Why Democrats Can’t Accept That He Has Normal Hands and Huge Genitals

Local Man Not Defensive, But Why Are You Even Asking?!

Trump Says His Response to Coronavirus Would Have Been Less Incompetent if the Press ‘Wasn’t So Mean’ To Him

Trump Calls Continued Wall Street Coronavirus Bailouts ‘Free Market Socialism’

WHO Strongly Cautions Against Human Centipedes of More Than 7 People

CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic

Officials Fear Major Canadian Comedian Import Deficit If Northern Border Remains Closed

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