James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration

Report: They’re Still Fighting Over the Fucking PS4 Controllers

OAN Reporter Asks Trump Why Democrats Can’t Accept That He Has Normal Hands and Huge Genitals

Local Man Not Defensive, But Why Are You Even Asking?!

Trump Says His Response to Coronavirus Would Have Been Less Incompetent if the Press ‘Wasn’t So Mean’ To Him

Trump Calls Continued Wall Street Coronavirus Bailouts ‘Free Market Socialism’

WHO Strongly Cautions Against Human Centipedes of More Than 7 People

CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic

Officials Fear Major Canadian Comedian Import Deficit If Northern Border Remains Closed

Local Gym Owner Confident His COVID-19 Email Just Made All the Difference

Local Perv Weighs Risk of Breaking Coronavirus Quarantine to Watch You Shower Anyway

Eric Trump Caught Trying to Cheat Off Brother’s Coronavirus Test

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