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Darwin Awards Give Lifetime Achievement Recognition to Anti-Vaxxers Who Died of COVID

Each year, the Darwin Awards are handed to some of humanity's...
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Texas Man Thinks Wife’s OB is a Groomer Because They Couldn’t Find the Fetus’s Genitals

FT. SHITLIP, TEXAS -- A man in the Lonestar State filed...
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Stable Hands Confirm Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Always Been Anti-Grooming

Ever since Gov. Ron DeSantis's lizard faced press secretary defended Florida's...
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Putin Endorses Trump’s Endorsement of Dr. Oz

Last week, former President Donald Trump attempted to play kingmaker again,...
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DeSantis is Right! I Was Groomed for The Soros Transgender Illegal Immigrant Army in School.

The following editorial was written and submitted to us by a...
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Pregnant Democrat Still Undecided Whether to Murder or Groom Her Fetus

She has some time to decide, but not all that much...
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We Have Our First Black Female Supreme Court Justice, But When Will It Be a White Man’s Turn?

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dick Richardson,...
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Report: Marjorie Taylor Greene Doesn’t Let Water Within 20 Feet of Her

Ever since she was sworn into office in January of 2021,...
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Doctors Renamed a Vicious Form of Bowel Cancer After a Current Member of Congress

The National Board of Naming Medical Things convened this week and...
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I Was Tired of My Kids Being Groomed So I Put Them in Catholic School Where They’ll Be Safe

The following is an editorial submitted to us by Florida resident...
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