Yearly Archives: 2021

Hawley: Biden’s Gun Orders Are Bullying His ‘Friends Who Visited the Capital’ on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Any Democratic president who issues executive orders on...

Gaetz Will Deliver Commencement Address for Trump High School’s 2021 Graduating Class

LAKE MORON, FLORIDA -- Despite a recent scandal that has yet...

Pence’s Publisher Tells Him He Can’t Record Audiobook Until He Removes His Lips From Trump’s Anus

In order to record his audiobook, former Vice President Mike Pence will need to decouple his mouth from his boss's b-hole.

Doctors Break the News to Stephen Miller: He’ll Always Look Like a Penis

It's news none of us want to get. According to published...

Biden Infrastructure Plan Includes $200m For Turning Trump Golf Courses Into Public Landfills

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden's massive, multitrillion dollar infrastructure proposal...

Dear Liberals: Just Like Trickle Down Economics and Iraq’s WMD Program, Voter Fraud is Real

Editor's Note: The following op-ed was written by Dustin Pewpson, a...

McConnell: “What Idiot Gave These Corporations So Much Power in Our Political Discourse?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) has a...

MAGA Fan Will Boycott Coke and Drink Trump’s Piss Instead

FUCKWIT FALLS, NEW JERSEY -- Will Ricciarlumbo will never, ever put...

These Four Racists Want You to Know How Not Racist It Is To Make It Harder for Minorities to Vote

This week, several large corporations, some of the most famous American...