Yearly Archives: 2021

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Tucker Carlson Claims FBI Was Behind January 6th, Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and Obama’s Tan Suit

Last night, Tucker Carlson told his Fox News audience, without providing...
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Trump Mocks Biden for Not Being Invited to One of Putin’s ‘Yellow Parties’

This morning, President Joe Biden and Russian President Vladimir Putin held...
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Boebert: If COVID-19 Came From Lab Leak, Trump Isn’t An ‘Incompetent Idiot Who Let 400k Americans Die’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans have been stepping up their anger...
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Dana Rohrabacher Says He Only Attended Trump’s Insurrection to ‘Lend Moral and Tactical Support’

On January 6th, 2021, former President Donald Trump threw up the...
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New Emails: Trump Asked His DOJ to Sue ‘Every American’ That Voted for Biden

A new trove of emails from former, one-term, twice permanently impeached,...
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McCarthy: Greene Could Chair Horse Faced Cave Troll Committee If GOP Retakes House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though they're still more than a year away,...
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Joe Manchin (D?-WV) Named Senate Majority Resistance Leader

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It hasn't happened in over two centuries, but...
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Reality Winner Released from Prison While Reality Denier Still Not President

In 2018, Reality Winner was sentenced to five years in prison...
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In The Interest of Bipartisanship, Manchin Supports McConnell Blocking Biden’s SCOTUS Nominees

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Surprising literally no one, Senate Minority Leader Mitch...
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McEnany: “I Only Lied Every Time I Didn’t Tell The Truth”

This morning, former White House Bullshit Secretary Kayleigh McEnany continued her...
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