Yearly Archives: 2020

Biden Aide Apologizes to Motherfuckers for Inadvertantly Shortening Their Name

For four years now, Republicans have largely told the rest of...

Ron Johnson: “It’s a Problem That People Don’t Have Faith in the Election I Keep Talking Shit About”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comrade Senator Ronald Johnsoninski told reporters today that...

Mexico Sends $0.00 Check For Last Wall Payment

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When he ran for president in 2015...

Man Growing Tired of Covid-19 Restrictions He Doesn’t Really Follow Anyway

LAKE IGNORANCE, MICHIGAN-- Gerald Ricci is sick to death of his...

Patriot Loves America So Much He’d Murder More Than Half Its Citizens Because They Voted for Biden

PINCHLOAF, MISSOURI -- Capt Col. Major General Private Scott Palumbo's rank...

Breaking: Joe Biden Is Still Your Next President

In a completely foreseen and very precedented development, former Vice President...

Do We Live in America Anymore If There Aren’t Any Racist Team Mascots?

This week, the Cleveland Indians, one of Major League Baseball's longest...

Op-Ed: I’ve Waited 17 Years for Proof Iraq Had WMD. I Can Wait Forever For Proof Biden Cheated.

The following is an editorial submitted to this publication by Dustin...