Yearly Archives: 2019

Mostly Bulls*it OpinionsTotally Bulls*it News
Totally Bulls*it News

Trump Considering Order to Change “No Way, Josè” to “Not a Chance, Lance”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump announced that he...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

NBC To Issue Presidential Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Since becoming President, Donald Trump has...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

6 Important Warning Signs That You Might Have Windmill Cancer

Windmill cancer, or wind cancer as it's also referred to, is...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Posthumous Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Stephen Miller Wants ‘Brown Skinned’ Americans to Wear Special Sombrero Patches

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Nationalist Insecurity Adviser Stephen Miller is...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Man Fears Losing Extraction Job at Bovine Fertility Clinic to Automation

TAUREAU VANIR BAY, WISCONSIN -- 42 year old Jack Poolenpud has...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Joe Biden Offers to Just Push His Old Desk Chair to the White House Next November

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, former Vice-President Joe Biden threw his hat...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Pelosi Wishes ‘The Founders Had Given Us Some Tool by Which to Hold a President Accountable’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi told reporters...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

President Trump Orders Dictionary to Change “Checks and Balances” to “Presidential Harassment”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A furious President Donald Trump angrily assembled members...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Trump Asked Jack Dorsey Why His ‘Close, Personal Friend’ @JonnyAmerican4Trump12345 Lost His Twitter Account

WASINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump hosted the CEO of Twitter...
James Schlarmann -
1...737475...97Page 74 of 97

Past Posts

© James Schlarmann All Material is Satirical