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President Trump Wants His Bone Spurs Added To Vietnam War Memorial

AIR FORCE ONE -- High above the Pacific Ocean, on his...
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Trump Takes Time on Memorial Day to Honor Vets Who Weren’t Captured Before They Were Killed

JAPAN -- While traveling abroad today, President Donald Trump sent a...
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Trump Calls NBC Journalist A ‘Libtard’

Washington D.C. -- Activists took to social media over the weekend...
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Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Bl*wj*bs’ In Obstruction Case Against Trump

WACO, TEXAS -- Ken Starr became a household name while he...
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Trump: “I Cannot Be Impeached for Attempted Crimes Like ‘Conspiracy, Obstruction, or Murder'”

SOMEWHERE IN THE AIR, ABOVE THE PACIFIC OCEAN -- As Air...
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Kentucky GOP Wants to Ban Abortion After Sexual Attraction

THEOCRATIC MOUNTAIN, KENTUCKY --Republicans in the Kentucky legislature have announced they...
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Trump Supporter Says Theresa May Had Plenty of Time to Make Breakfast Deal

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and country music sensation...
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Book on Hold While Doctors Fish the Crayon Out of His Nose

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Second Smartest Donald Trump in...
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Trump Accuses Pelosi of Sharing Doctored Video That Makes Him Seem Smart

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An outraged and apoplectic President Donald J. Trump...
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Alabama Attorney General ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages

LAKE SACDEDOUCHE, ALABAMA -- Alabama's governor has reportedly ordered her state's...
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