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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
MAGA News

Merkel Offers to Comfort and Counsel Americans Dealing With Their ‘Angry, Fascist Despot’

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has made a rather surprising, historic, and compassionate offer to Trump-resistant Americans.
MAGA News

White House Doctors Fear Trump May Never Wear Kids’ Mittens Again After Macron Handshake

A rough handshake from the French president Emanuel Macron may have left President Trump's hands in a state of irreparable harm.
MAGA News

Birther and 9/11 Truther Dubious About ‘Fake News’ of Russia/Trump Collusion

If there was any collusion between Russia and the Trump campaign, this right-wing podcaster just doesn't see it. So stop trying, libtards.
MAGA News

John Boehner Blasts Trump for Turning His ‘Shit Show’ of a Party Into a ‘Clusterfuck’

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner doesn't think that the Trump administration has been doing much of anything right since January.
Lifestyle

OP-ED: Our Confederate Participation Monuments Need to Be A Safe Space from Liberal Cucks!

According to the author of this op-ed piece, Confederate monuments being taken down is un-American, wrong, and hurts his fee-fees.
MAGA News

Trump Suggests Jared Kushner ‘Go Old School’ and Use Tin Can and String to Reach Moscow

Jared Kushner might be in big, big trouble. But his father-in-law/the President of the United States may have a way to help him out of a jam.
MAGA News

Trump Announces Memorial Day Ceremony for Vets Who Weren’t Captured Before They Were Killed

This Memorial Day, President Donald Trump and his administration will honor only those vets who sacrificed it all without getting captured.
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President Trump Asked Italian PM If They ‘Keep the Pepperoni’ in Leaning Tower of Pisa

On his first trip abroad since being sworn in, President Trump had some interesting questions for many of his hosts. Including the Italian PM.
MAGA News

Homeless Man Flips Off Ben Carson and Tells Him ‘Stupidity Is A State of Republicanism’

A confrontation between Ben Carson and a homeless man results in some on the spot education in the Republican Party's platform for the HUD Secretary.
MAGA News

Body Slamming Montana Republican Greg Gianforte Offered WWE Contract

After body slamming a journalist, one might think that Greg Gianforte would be unemployable, but the WWE sees a diamond in the rough.
MAGA News

Jeff Sessions: ‘White People Can’t Commit Perjury’

Lying or misleading Congress under oath is not perjury if you're white, according to Attorney General Jeff Sessions...probably.
MAGA News

Trump Calls William Shatner and Congratulates Him on 40 Years of Star Wars

The iconic film Star Wars: A New Hope celebrates its 40th Anniversary today, and the president wanted to congratulate one of its stars.
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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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