SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Horse faced cave troll and freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) won’t be tweeting at all for the next seven days. This morning Twitter suspended Greene’s account for a tweet about COVID-19 vaccines that they labeled as “misleading.”
Greene tweeted on Monday that the Food and Drug Administration “should not approve the covid vaccines.” She also claimed the vaccines were “failing” and that they were ineffective at reducing the virus’s spread.In response, Twitter labeled the tweet as misleading and prevented Greene from tweeting for one week. (CNN)
This is not the first time Ms. Greene has been suspended from the platform. Each time, she’s attempted to fundraise and drive her fans to other social media sites. However, despite her complaints about Twitter and Facebook being biased against conservatives, Greene has shown no signs of leaving either site unless she’s forced to.
At a press conference this morning denouncing Twitter’s suspension of her account, Greene lashed out at the company, and accused them of “valuing truth more than conservative feelings.”
“Umm, excuse me, Mr. Jack Tweeter, but I have feelings! As a white, middle-aged conservative Christian you are legally required to treat my feelings as the most important resource on Earth,” Greene said, addressing Twitter’s CEO. “Clearly you’re part of Joe Biden’s Antifa Cancel Culture Squad, and you’re into valuing truth more than conservative feelings.”
Greene then gave Twitter an ultimatum.
“You either give me my account back, and let me have Forever President Trump’s account, or he will smite you upon restoration to the throne,” Greene warned, “which is only a few days away.”
Twitter did not provide a comment to this story.
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