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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I...
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Texas Woman Identifies as Tesla Dealership So Government Will Protect Her Rights

"...I just thought it might be cool if my government defended...
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Trump Orders Every American to Buy Six Teslas

"I call THIS 'free market authoritarianism.'" There is simply no denying it,...
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I Can’t Afford Groceries, But I Bought a Cybertruck Because Libs Are Mean to Elon

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro...
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His Plastic Surgeon Told Me Elon’s Pronouns Are “Closet Case”

"...ol' Elon thinks and talks about transgender people's genitals more than...
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Greenlander Would Rather Not Lose Universal Healthcare to Join “Shit Hole” Country

"Why would we want to join a shit hole country that...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Greenland “Would Be Lucky” if Trump Ran It Like One of His Casinos

"...I really think this is one of His Royal Fart-Napper's best...
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Obama Dares Co-Presidents to Attempt His Record for Holding Their Breath Underwater

"...all I'm saying is that I spent eight years in the...
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Saying “Gulf of America” is How Pedophiles Are Identifying Each Other Now

"...I think my old friend Jeff Epstein would get a kick...
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DOGE Hackers Still Unable to Locate Josh Hawley’s Wife’s Clit For Him

"I have someone I can ask to find it for me,...
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