James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

Texas Woman Identifies as Tesla Dealership So Government Will Protect Her Rights

Trump Orders Every American to Buy Six Teslas

His Plastic Surgeon Told Me Elon’s Pronouns Are “Closet Case”

Greenlander Would Rather Not Lose Universal Healthcare to Join “Shit Hole” Country

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Greenland “Would Be Lucky” if Trump Ran It Like One of His Casinos

Obama Dares Co-Presidents to Attempt His Record for Holding Their Breath Underwater

Saying “Gulf of America” is How Pedophiles Are Identifying Each Other Now

DOGE Hackers Still Unable to Locate Josh Hawley’s Wife’s Clit For Him

Eagles Accept Gavin Newsom’s Invitation to Visit California

Among Rapists, Jesus Nazis, Traitors, and Morons, His Approval Rating Has Never Been Higher

Trump Says Jews “Should Never Have Started” the Holocaust With Hitler

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