James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Leaked Email: Trump Will Make Musk U.S. Ambassador to Epstein Island

Musk’s Apparently Convinced Trump to Replace Air Force One With Epstein Air 69

Musk’s D.O.G.E. Will Work Closely With His C.U.N.T.

How Many Hours Will My 90 Year Old Grandma Need to Work to Pay for Eggs and Milk?

Jeff Epstein’s Ghost Told Me He’s “Really Proud” of His Pal’s Comeback

A Permanently Imperfect Union

Win, Lose, or Insurrection, They’ve Assured Don His Balls Will NEVER Be Dry

NRA Spokesman on School Shooting Victims: “Fuck ‘Em, Man”

Chester Cheetah Was a Drug King Pen The Whole Time and We All Missed It

Who’s the Fastest Filly: Coulter or Greene? A Race at Churchill Downs Will Finally Settle It.

Jesus Came Again. Turns Out, He Just Wanted a Jersey Mike’s Sandwich.

Who Dropped a House on Her Sister? Marjorie Taylor Greene is Offering Big Bucks to Find Out.

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