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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Women's Rights

New Texas Law Prevents Women From Taking Laxatives Before 9 Months of Constipation

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- This week, a federal judge temporarily blocked Texas' ban on abortions...
Business

Bleach and Coat Hangers Sold Out in 65% of Texas Counties

In well over half of the counties in Texas, consumers won't be able to...
Women's Rights

Texas Man’s Jizz Sock Reports Him to Abortion Tip Line

CARGA DE BOLAS, TEAXS --When Gov. Greg Abbott signed Texas' new draconian abortion restriction...
The Bible Belt

Pregnant Texas Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Child Support

GILEAD, TEXAS -- In a case that might send reverberations throughout the Lone Star...
Women's Rights

SCOTUS Declines to Stop Texas Law Putting This Guy In Charge of Inspecting Your Pussy

The United States Supreme Court will not stop a new Texas abortion law.
Women's Rights

Supreme Court Agrees to Decide if Precum Has Same Rights as Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the country awoke to news that the Supreme Court...
Women's Rights

Experts Say Arkansas Abortion Ban Could Mean State Sees 100,000% Increase in Cousin-Siblings

"A scenario that forces every pregnancy to full-term could cause the incestual American population in the state to absolutely, positively explode."
Women's Rights

We Interviewed a 2-Month Old Fetus and Got Its Feelings on Abortion

In 1973, the United States Supreme Court ruled in Roe vs. Wade that the...
Women's Rights

Alabama Teen Sent to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Babies In Her Eye

COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA -- Doctors and attending staff in the urgent care...
Women's Rights

Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE -- In 2015, conservatives in Deep Red Tennesee seriously considered making the...
MAGA News

Trump’s Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The aborted fetuses of President Donald J. Trump have announced they...
Women's Rights

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your Fucking Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely...
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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