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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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President Trump Sends a Mother’s Day Gift to the ‘Special MILF’ in His Life

On his very first mother's day in office, President Trump sent an extra special gift to that extra special MILF in his life.

Sean Spicer Says Obama Put a ‘Sharia Voodoo Hex’ on Trump’s Administration

Did former President Barack Obama (D-Kenya) use his dark magic to put a curse on the Trump administration? Sean Spicer thinks so.

Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy

Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he's a little less of one.

Local Trump Supporter Demands Oval Office Be A “Space of Safety” For The President

Clem O'Connell doesn't believe that comedians or any other Americans should feel like they can insult, ridicule and mock President Trump.

Trump Administration Planning ‘Really Bigly Yooge’ 100th Round of Presidential Golf Celebration

President Donald Trump has been in office 100 days now, but he's got his sights set on a much more important milestone, in his eyes at least.

Trump Declares Today “Bang! Your Daughter at Work Day”

Will a new effort to reach out to every daughter in America help restore President Trump's largely sexist reputation? He hopes so.

Trump Boasts His “Face the Nation” Interview Got Higher Ratings Than Liberating Auschwitz Would

President Donald Trump believes his "Face the Nation" interview ratings prove he's more popular than liberating a Nazi death camp.

Trump Has Ivanka’s Cabinet Seat Removed and She Will Sit on His Lap Instead

First Lady Ivanka Trump will have a new place to sit when Daddy lets her run the meetings in his fancy-shmancy cabinet room!

White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out of Oval Office

When Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent visited their new fuhrer in the White House, they left behind something foul smelling.

Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

Donald Trump Jr has a rare but horrifying condition that he has reportedly agreed to undergo a new plastic surgery procedure to remedy.

Trump Claims 100 Million Children Attended His White House Easter Egg Roll

President Trump believes deep in his orange heart that hundreds of millions of people attended the White House Easter Egg Roll.

Trump Honors Jackie Robinson by Congratulating Himself for Breaking the Presidency’s “Orange Color Barrier”

On Jackie Robinson Day, President Donald Trump honors the civil rights and baseball icon in his own unique, narcissistic way.

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

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