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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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President Donald Wants to Turn Sally Hemmings’ Secret Slave Quarters Into Trump Hotel “Dream Suite”

The quarters of Sally Hemmings, Jefferson's slave and mother to many of his illegitimate rape babies, has been found. President Trump has a plan for it.

Man Who Was Outraged by Obama’s Taupe Suit Loves Trump’s CNN GIF

A right-wing podcast host and Facebook page owner waxes philosophical about Trump's anti-CNN animated GIF he tweeted over the weekend.

Diarrhea Spewing Fire Hose Sees No Problems With Trump’s Hate Tweets

Not everyone thinks President Trump's unhinged, mean-spirited tweets diminish the presidency. This hose in Tennessee, for example.

Spray-Tanned Sexual Predator with Low Approval Ratings Mocks “Morning Joe” Host’s Looks & Ratings

President Donald J. Trump took a couple of mean-spirited swipes at "Morning Joe" and its co-hosts this morning on Twitter.

NASA Asks Trump to Take Down Fake Fake Moon Landing Picture from Oval Office

Alex Jones gave President Trump a falsified fake moon landing photo, and NASA is not happy about it.

Trump Says Osoff Losing Means He’s No Longer Under Criminal Investigation

President Trump signaled today that he's no longer under investigation for obstruction of justice because Democrats lost an election in Georgia.

Ivanka Trump to Sing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to Her Daddy at Party

On his 71st birthday, President Trump will have his daughter Ivanka serenade him with a traditional birthday song.

Melania Asks for Separate Beds in White House Master Bedroom

Living under the same roof as her husband for the first time in five months is hard enough. Now Melania realizes she needs her own bed still.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders To Be Replaced With Dead Cat So Talking Points Can Be Read With More Emotion

When Sean Spicer is unavailable, Trump has used Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But now, word is he'll tap someone completely different...and dead.

White House Doctors Fear Trump May Never Wear Kids’ Mittens Again After Macron Handshake

A rough handshake from the French president Emanuel Macron may have left President Trump's hands in a state of irreparable harm.

Trump Suggests Jared Kushner ‘Go Old School’ and Use Tin Can and String to Reach Moscow

Jared Kushner might be in big, big trouble. But his father-in-law/the President of the United States may have a way to help him out of a jam.

Western Wall Was “Unimpressed” By Trump’s Hand Size

During its visit with President Trump, Israel's Western Wall noted that it was not overly impressed by the commander in chief's mitts.

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