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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Immigration

5 Reasons Trump’s Undocumented Workers Are Safe from ICE Raids

Recently, in Mississippi, officers and agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement -- or, ICE,...
MAGA News

Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to install...
Criminal Justice

Court Filings Reveal FBI’s Code Name for Don Jr: Individual-IQ-1

BENEDICT, NEW YORK -- Last week, court filings in FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller's...
Business

President Says He’s ‘Never Even Heard Of’ Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a perhaps foreseen but surprising move nevertheless, President Trump has...
U.S. Politics

David Dennison Issues Statement: Donald Trump Never Told Him About Don Jr’s Trump Tower Russian Rendezvous

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Alleged billionaire businessman and former Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal lover...
MAGA News

House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning a congressional Republican told reporters he planned to petition...
MAGA News

Putin Asks Trump To Have Army Corp of Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

"I won't need no friggin' daily intelligence briefings."
MAGA News

Trump’s Wiretapp Flapp Inspires Him To Demand New Tinfoil Curtains For Entire West Wing

All the hub-bub over his accusations that President Obama ordered an illegal wiretap on him has given Trump a new idea for White House decoration.
MAGA News

Trump To Ask Congress For New Tax To Cover Trump Tower, Mar-A-Lago Secret Service Protection

In order to pay for his unusual Secret Service needs, Co-President Donald Trump is prepared to ask Congress for a new tax on the American people.
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Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial

Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.
MAGA News

Charles Manson Rushed From Hospital To Trump Tower

By special request of Steve Bannon, convicted killer Charles Manson is flown from the hospital to a meeting at Trump Tower.
MAGA News

Suspicious Bag Of Dicks Forces Evacuation Of Trump Tower

For the second day in a row, Trump Tower had to be evacuated when a suspicious bag was discovered in the lobby of the skyscraper.
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Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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