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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
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Trump Assures MAGA Nation He’s Not Yet Tired of Winning at Losing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry, ranting, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck President Donald...
January 6, 2021
U.S. Politics
Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls
This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission. Before the 2016 presidential...
January 5, 2021
U.S. Politics
Can Donald Trump Just Park an RV in the White House Driveway for Four Years?
Recently, our sister publication Alternative Facts published a story we just had to share with you...
January 4, 2021
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4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump
Everyone knows that Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election, that is if you...
January 4, 2021
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Ted Cruz Will Demand Congress Certify He’s a Ball-less Douche With an Ugly Wife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before the 2016 presidential race, Sen. Ted Cruz had a wife...
January 4, 2021
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Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why Would My Crack Pipe Lie About Biden Cheating?”
FORT MOROHN, GEORGIA -- Representative-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of a handful of...
December 31, 2020
U.S. Politics
Gaetz and Jordan: Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really been in much...
December 30, 2020
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Josh Hawley Will Contest Electoral College’s Certification of Black Votes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, outgoing, lame duck, one-term no matter what President Donald...
December 30, 2020
MAGA News
Jordan and Gaetz Say Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really been in much...
December 29, 2020
U.S. Politics
Biden Posts Eviction Notices on White House Doors
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was reported by Satirical Facts that the Biden...
December 29, 2020
U.S. Politics
Experts Warn the Next Republican Coup Attempt Could Be a Lot Less Stupid
What would happen if there was a coup attempted by one political party in...
December 28, 2020
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Least Popular President In History Still Struggling to Cope With Losing Popularity Contest
The least popularly elected president, who ended up being the least popular president of...
December 28, 2020
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