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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...
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Lifestyle

Trump Jr. Not Invited to Thanksgiving With President or Man Who Thinks He’s Still President

LAKE MORON, FLORIDA -- Donald Trump Jr. will not be having Thanksgiving dinner with...
MAGA News

Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal to former President...
MAGA News

Trump Tells Followers to Renounce Their Citizenship and Leave America if ‘They Don’t ‘Fix 2020’

FART BREATH, IOWA -- Standing on a stage in front of a cornfield, with...
U.S. Politics

Local Fuckface Still Crying and Lying About Losing

FARTS-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- Residents of America's Dong State are probably used to hosting...
Science & Medicine

Scientist Thinks She Can Prove Madison Cawthorn’s Body is Hosting Timothy McVeigh’s Spirit

POOPSCOOP, VIRGINIA -- Dr. Henrietta Kittenz wrote on her popular blog, devoted to biology...
Science & Medicine

Scientific Study Shows People Who Think the Election Was Stolen Have This One Thing In Common

A new study from the National Institute of Investigation, Inquiry, and Inquest has delivered...
History

Where Does the Constitution Allow for Delusional Losers With Hurt Feelings to Be Reinstated?

Since November 2020, it's become increasingly apparent that millions of Americans are under the...
U.S. Politics

Cruz: “Donald Trump Understood That The Constitution is For Cucks”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) appeared on CNN and divulged...
U.S. Politics

Mike Lindell Blasts CNN Reporter for ‘Shamelessly’ Debunking His Conspiracy Theories With Truth

This week, MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell sat down for an interview with...
MAGA News

Trump Pressured DOJ to Sue Biden’s Blue States for Hurting His Feelings

Details of the days leading up to and following the 2020 presidential election are...
U.S. Politics

AZ Audit Finds Two Million Ballots Filled Out in Unicorn Blood

LOS MORONOS, ARIZONA -- This morning, Cyber Ninjas announced that their audit of Arizona's...
Business

Mike Lindell Drops Fox News Ads to Promote MyPillow at Gun Shows and Klan Rallies Instead

Mike Lindell is still feuding with Fox News, angry that the conservative cable news...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...
Economy

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...
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Jesus: “Silencing Transgender People Isn’t Christian, It’s Cunty”

"I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone." In Montana, elected...
Criminal Justice

A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape

In New York City, a former President of the United States is being sued...

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