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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Ted Nugent Credits Clean Lifestyle, Being Total Raging Asshole For Out Living Contemporaries

SHART BRITCHES, MICHIGAN -- Aging, once-briefly-relevant rocker Ted Nugent made national headlines this week...
Arts & Entertainment

Ted Nugent: “Musicians Should Shut Their Mouths About Politics Unless They’re Telling That Cunt Hillary To Go Fuck Herself With Their Machine Gun”

Musicians should be seen and not heard.
MAGA News

Ted Nugent Offers to Teach Jemele Hill How to be Respectful of Presidents

Alleged talented musician Ted Nugent knows a thing or two about criticizing presidents he disagrees with, but he always does it with respect.
Arts & Entertainment

Ted Nugent Says He’s ‘Leading by Example’ and Folds, Puts Away “Lock That C*nt Up” T-Shirt

Outspoken conservative rocker Ted Nugent has decided that the shooting of Steve Scalise means he must extend an olive branch to libtards.
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White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out of Oval Office

When Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent visited their new fuhrer in the White House, they left behind something foul smelling.

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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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