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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Zodiac Cruz (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) lashed out at Congressional Democrats...
Criminal Justice

McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the U.S. Senate, the official impeachment trial of President Donald...
MAGA News

Ted Cruz: “Why Do Democrats Cry Over Terrorists From Other Countries But Vilify the Ones Who Voted For Trump?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) was absolutely brutalized by then-candidate Donald Trump...
MAGA News

Ted Cruz Vigorously Defends Donald Trump on “Meet The Press” for No Reason in Particular

DOUCHEBAG RANCH, TEXAS -- Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), forcefully defended President Donald Trump on...
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Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and F_ _k a Gun to Show How Safe They Are

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- So far in 2019, CBS News reports that there have been...
Tech

Ted Cruz Defends Klansman’s YouTube Channel: “It Presents the N-Word for Debate in the Marketplace of Ideas”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz is a frequent guest on alleged comedian Steven...
Business

Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room

EL CHINGADERO, TEXAS -- All across America, "escape room" businesses have been cropping up. In...
The Democrats

Hillary Clinton Assures Beto O’Rourke DNC Forcing Him on Everyone is Winning Strategy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On leftover official Democratic National Committee stationery she was...
U.S. Politics

Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Senate Judiciary Committee has been interviewing Judge Brett Kavanaugh as...
MAGA News

Ted Cruz Wants To Make Sure Trump’s Military Parade Money Isn’t Diverted To Veterans’ Healthcare

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With his military parade on ice, for now at least, President...
Science & Medicine

Senator Jim Inhofe Jumps On Senate Floor to Disprove Gravity

This story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The very same...
Business

Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-As

This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX)...
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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