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Fauci: “Cruz Has the Same Punchablefaceitis That Rand Paul’s Neighbor Diagnosed Him With”
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Fauci: “Cruz Has the Same Punchablefaceitis That Rand Paul’s Neighbor Diagnosed Him With”

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November 29, 2021
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Biologists Confirm: Ted Cruz is a Sentient Crotch Cyst
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Biologists Confirm: Ted Cruz is a Sentient Crotch Cyst

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November 19, 2021
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Inspired by Cruz, Next Episode of “Sesame Street” Will Be Brought to You By the Letters “C-U-N-T”
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Inspired by Cruz, Next Episode of “Sesame Street” Will Be Brought to You By the Letters “C-U-N-T”

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November 9, 2021
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Big Bird Asks Big Dodo To Show Him How to Get to Cancun
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Big Bird Asks Big Dodo To Show Him How to Get to Cancun

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November 8, 2021
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8 Things Ted Cruz Has Defended More Rigorously Than His Own Wife
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8 Things Ted Cruz Has Defended More Rigorously Than His Own Wife

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October 27, 2021
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Is Your Junk Sounding and/or Looking a Lot Like Ted Cruz? You Might Have This STD.
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Is Your Junk Sounding and/or Looking a Lot Like Ted Cruz? You Might Have This STD.

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October 19, 2021
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Cruz Suggests Haitian Refugees at Border Should ‘Check Out Cancun Instead’
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Cruz Suggests Haitian Refugees at Border Should ‘Check Out Cancun Instead’

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October 6, 2021
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Republicans Race to Defend One of Their Own After Bathroom Confrontation
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Republicans Race to Defend One of Their Own After Bathroom Confrontation

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October 5, 2021
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Cruz: “As Soon as Trump Gives Them Back, I’ll Know If Getting Vaccinated Changed My Balls”
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Cruz: “As Soon as Trump Gives Them Back, I’ll Know If Getting Vaccinated Changed My Balls”

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September 20, 2021
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Cruz Reminds Constituents That The ‘Back Door Means No Babies and No Abortions’
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Cruz Reminds Constituents That The ‘Back Door Means No Babies and No Abortions’

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September 9, 2021
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