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Women's Rights
Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
Science & Medicine
Ted Cruz: Mars Water Supply Proves Girls Go To Jupiter to Get More Stupider
There's water on Mars and Sen. Ted Cruz believes it means something universal about life itself.
September 29, 2015
U.S. Politics
Sources: Ted Cruz To Launch National Search for Next ‘Living Embodiment of Conservative Hatred’
Can Ted Cruz find the next Kim Davis?
September 16, 2015
U.S. Politics
Poll Shows Ted Cruz, Rand Paul Have Dropped Out But Just Don’t Know It Yet
Ted Cruz and Rand Paul may not like the results of polling analysis contained in the article.
September 16, 2015
U.S. Politics
Bummed-Out Bobby Jindal Arrives 24 Hours Too Late to Kim Davis Rally
Bobby Jindal missed the big Kim Davis rally, and he has a sad over it.
September 9, 2015
U.S. Politics
Cruz and Paul Defend Kim Davis, Because They’re ‘A-Holes Extraordinaire’
Rand Paul and Ted Cruz both think Kim Davis should be allowed to discriminate based on her own religious views, because they're not bigoted at all.
September 4, 2015
Immigration
Desperate Ted Cruz Proposes Catapulting “Anchor Babies” Back to Mexico
Ted Cruz thinks a catapult is all the immigration reform we need.
August 20, 2015
Women's Rights
Ted Cruz: ‘It’s Time For a Sexual Inquisition!’
"We must ask ourselves if we truly trust women with their vaginae."
August 13, 2015
MAGA News
Republicans Worried Wrong A-Hole Is Fronting Their A-Hole Policies
Are Republicans freaking out about the wrong a-hole representing their a-hole policies?
August 12, 2015
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz/Mitch McConnell Announce Plan to ‘F**k It Out’
Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell may not like each other, but will that doesn't mean they can't bury the hatchet in a very sexy way.
July 28, 2015
World News
Ted Cruz: Iran Nuclear Deal Is ‘Obama and Kerry Doing Two Holocausts To Israel’
Ted Cruz wanted to one-up and upstage Mike Huckabee after the evangelical former governor compared Obama and Kerry to Nazis.
July 27, 2015
World News
Ted Cruz: ‘Obama Failed By Not Planting American or Confederate Flag on Pluto’
Ted Cruz really wanted NASA to claim Pluto for the U.S.A.
July 15, 2015
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz and 200 Other GOP Candidates Agree to Be Smashed Into One Mega-Candidate
Will Ted Cruz be part of a presidential candidate mashup?
July 10, 2015
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