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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

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Billionaire Will Be ‘Forced to Hide Money’ From Different Country If Biden Raises His Taxes

AVARICE FALLS, ILLINOIS -- Oliver Garkus made his first million dollars when he was not...

Eric Finds Daddy’s Next Tax Payment in White House Sofa Cushions

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "Daddy! Daddy! Come quick! I just found a butt load of...

Bill Gates Explains His Anxiety About Rising Tax Rates to Woman Returning His Missing Wallet With $500,000,000 In It

OVER THE RAINBOW, WASHINGTON -- At the time of publication, Bill Gates -- the...

Evangelical Libertarian: “Jesus Died on the Cross to End Progressive Taxation”

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Bill Millen makes no bones about it. He loves...

Hasbro Will Release”Trumpnopoly” Game Where the Point is to File Bankruptcy and Duck Income Tax

PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND -- During a quarterly conference call with investors, Hasbro -- the...

NBC Bringing Back “The Biggest Loser” and Donald Trump’s Tax Returns Will Host

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- For 17 seasons, NBC ran the show "The Biggest Loser" on...

IRS and God Confirm: Trump Is Equally as Christian and Billionaire

In a rather unforeseen twist, God and the Internal Revenue Service have issued a...

Trump: “Aww, Bummer! My Tax Returns Were in Notre Dame!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a letter to the House of Representatives'...

Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A contentious moment between White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders...

Rosie Defends Tweets To Corker, Collins As “Alternative Lobbying”

Rosie O'Donnell ignited a firestorm of criticism and controversy among the American right-wing of...

Lobbyist Outraged Rosie O’Donnell Tried To Horn-In On His Action

WASHINGTON. DC. -- From inside The Gilded Lilly, a D.C. area restaurant, lobbyist Chad...

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