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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBwIX4ypQjM WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During yesterday's quickly assembled meeting at the White House, President Trump...

Company Recalls Tammy Lahren Sex Doll Because Its Mouth Never Stops Moving

"Your doll can only bite so many rednecks' dicks off before you have to do something about it."

Tammy Lahren Hopes to Stand Apart From Fox News’ Miasma of Screeching, Blonde, Pseudo-Intellectual Racist Fuckmuppets

Right-wing commentator -- and Barbie in a Nazi uniform -- Tammy Lahren just landed a gig with Fox News. But will she stand out?

Jealous Sean Hannity Tells Scaramucci ‘There’s Only So Much Trump Dick to Go Around’

Sean Hannity does't want newly hired Anthony Scaramucci to get the wrong idea about how much Trump dong he's entitled to.

Tammy Lahren Adjusting to New Career as WalMart Greeter/Angry Ranter

Firebrand conservative and broomstick in a blonde wig Tammy Lahren is getting used to her new gig at WalMart, slowly but surely.

Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig To Fill In For Vacationing Tammy Lahren

Right-wing pundit Tammy Lahren is taking a much-needed vacation, and her network has found the absolute perfect analogue for her while she's gone.

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....