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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

May 1, 2024

Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

April 26, 2024

MAGA News

Trump to Pay Tribute to Sean Spicer, Dedicate Bushes in Front of White House to Him

Sean Spicer has resigned his post as the Trump administration's press secretary, but the White House plans to honor his brief tenure and service anyway.

July 21, 2017

MAGA News

White House Promises More On-Camera Briefings Once They’re Not Beta Cucks Anymore

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says that once the administration gets tougher and grows a set, they'll start on-camera pressers again.

July 19, 2017

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President Trump Hopeful He’ll Finish Mix Tape For Putin Before He’s Impeached

Trump is reportedly lost in song, trying to put together the perfect mix tape for his newfound love, Russian President Vladimir Putin.

July 2, 2017

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Everyone Wants to Know: Who Is Deep Covfefe, and Are They The Leak Within The Trump Administration?

The leaker known as Deep Covfefe must come from the Trump Administration's inner sanctum. But who is it?

June 21, 2017

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Sean Spicer Will Interview Melissa McCarthy To Be His Replacement

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is said to be interviewing for his own replacement, and one person on the list may surprise you.

June 20, 2017

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Trump Orders Spicer to Remove James Comey from White House Microwave’s Speed Dial

After his explosive testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee, James Comey has been removed from the White House microwave speed-dial.

June 8, 2017

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Trump’s Tweeting Fingers Shaking Uncontrollably While He Watches Comey Testimony

Reports from the White House indicate that President Trump is having tremendous difficulty keeping himself from tweeting while James Comey testifies.

June 8, 2017

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders To Be Replaced With Dead Cat So Talking Points Can Be Read With More Emotion

When Sean Spicer is unavailable, Trump has used Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But now, word is he'll tap someone completely different...and dead.

June 5, 2017

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Trump Was ‘Not Sure’ If He Should Try To Save The Planet He Thinks Revolves Around Him

Before making his important, landmark decision on the Paris Climate Accords, President Trump had some soul searching to do.

June 1, 2017

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Spicer Cancels Press Briefings, Will Shout Talking Points From Inside Oval Office Instead

Sean Spicer and the White House have decided that on-camera press briefings are too challenging, and will just shout talking points from the Oval Office.

June 1, 2017

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