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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Wisconsin Republican Wants Food Stamp Recipients’ Stomachs Pumped

LAKE TETE DE PÉNIS, WISCONSIN -- Republican Rep. Tom Thompaulsen is very concerned about...

Wisconsin Welfare Recipient Offers to ‘Drug Test All Over’ Scott Walker’s ‘Smug F***Ing Face’

One man is incensed at Scott Walker for pushing to congress to let states drug test welfare recipients

Area Atheist Doesn’t Want Any More ‘Damn Christian Terrorists’ Moving To Her City

One atheist woman in Wisconsin wants to welcome Syrian refugees into her state, no matter what her governor thinks.

Koch Brothers On Hold With Customer Service For Scott Walker Refund

Charles and David Koch may have some buyer's remorse over Scott Walker, now that he's dropped out of the presidential race.

Victorian Age Dildo Offers to Sub-In for Scott Walker as Governor

Scott Walker could get some relief from an unexpected party.

Inanimate Rock Challenges Scott Walker to Debate on Foreign Policy

One rock feels he could clean Scott Walker's clock in a debate about foreign policy.

President Lindsey Graham Would Build a Wall Around a Wall Around a Wall

If Lindsey Graham, what kind of wall would he put up to keep the Mexicans and other foreign people out? A Triple Wall, of course.

Koch Brothers Hastily Trying to Stuff Deflated Scott Walker With Hundred Dollar Bills

Scott Walker is fading in the polls, and literally losing hot air daily, so the Koch brothers have a plan for that.

Scott Walker Is Very Confused About ‘Everything’

From birthright citizenship to climate change to Obama's love of America, Scott Walker is very confused.

Bobby Jindal Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Birthright Citizenship

"In the proposal, Governor Jindal makes it very clear that these new citizens would only get access to six of the ten amendments in the Bill of Rights."

Desperate Ted Cruz Proposes Catapulting “Anchor Babies” Back to Mexico

Ted Cruz thinks a catapult is all the immigration reform we need.

Tea Partier Briefly Considers ‘Just Admitting’ He’s Afraid of Mexicans

One man's ideas on immigration, examined.

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

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