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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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U.S. Politics

Wow! Even This Literal Braindead Zombie Knows Voter Fraud is a Dog Whistle for Voter Suppression!

He just recently died and came back to life as a brain dead zombie, but even he knows voter fraud is a myth used to excuse racist voting laws.
Science & Medicine

Greene Accuses Biden of ‘Wanting to Force You to Eat Plant-Based Bread’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Conservatives all over America are already extremely paranoid about, and skeptical...
U.S. Politics

McConnell: “We Didn’t Pack the Court, We Changed the Rules to Force More Conservatives Onto It”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Constitution and Mitch McConnell were often at odds during his...
Business

Entire Population of The Dakotas Shuts Down Single Starbucks to Protest D.C. Statehood

Today, the House of Representatives voted along party lines to advance House Resolution 51,...
U.S. Politics

Cruz: Dems ‘Aren’t Entitled’ to Supreme Court Majority ‘Just Because They’re the Majority’

"Do they think their democracy should be representative of their demographics?"
Science & Medicine

FDA Says Covid Vaccine Won’t Protect You From Getting Shitty Haircuts

"This also probably means the vaccine won't prevent douchebaggery."
Science & Medicine

Biden Ends Trump Administration’s Research Into Electrolytes and Plant Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While he's only been in office just around a hundred days,...
Conservative Media

Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to His First Name

Fox News will also rebrand Carlson's TV show .
Criminal Justice

Police Chief: Chauvin Verdict Proves ‘The System Works At Least .000000000001% of the Time’

Some local residents are scratching their heads at comments made by Police Chief Burt...
Arts & Entertainment

Ted Nugent Reportedly Tried Shitting His Pants to Avoid Getting Covid

"Some folks just stick with what they know."
Lifestyle

Cruz: “Republicans Are the Party of Lincoln and That’s Why We Defend the Monuments and Flag of His Racist Enemies”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a break in a Senate hearing on voting rights laws,...
Science & Medicine

Fauci: “I Don’t Show Up Where Rand Paul Works and Tell Him How to Suck Trump’s Dong”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is little to no love lost between Sen. Rand Paul...
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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