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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Criminal Justice

Highly Anticipated Durham Report Concludes Joe Biden is Still Donald Trump’s President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For more than a year, pro-MAGA Americans have been on pins...
The Bible Belt

Progressives to Build ‘Underground Handmaid’s Railroad’ Connecting Texas to Blue States

In Texas, soon it will be illegal for a woman to get an abortion...
Women's Rights

SCOTUS Declines to Stop Texas Law Putting This Guy In Charge of Inspecting Your Pussy

The United States Supreme Court will not stop a new Texas abortion law.
Tech

Greene Vows to ‘Destroy’ Tech Companies That Hand Over Records By Making Donald Trump Their CEO

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Congressional Republicans once more found themselves worked into a...
Science & Medicine

Scientist Thinks She Can Prove Madison Cawthorn’s Body is Hosting Timothy McVeigh’s Spirit

POOPSCOOP, VIRGINIA -- Dr. Henrietta Kittenz wrote on her popular blog, devoted to biology...
Science & Medicine

I Trained My Dog to Fart on Command and Now Everyone Thinks He’s Marjorie Taylor Greene

Oh dear God. What have I done? In hindsight, in retrospect, as I look...
Religion

Pat Robertson Blames ‘Hot Men Doing Sexy Times on Each Other’s Fannies’ for California Wildfires

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has been watching the developments in California...
MAGA News

Autopsy Shows Babbitt Died of Fuckedaroundandfoundoutitis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the coroner in charge of overseeing hopeful domestic terrorist...
Science & Medicine

Greene’s Vet Begs Her Not to Take COVID Vaccine for Heartworms

EQUINE HILLS, GEORGIA -- Freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) was forced to see...
Science & Medicine

Scientific Study Shows People Who Think the Election Was Stolen Have This One Thing In Common

A new study from the National Institute of Investigation, Inquiry, and Inquest has delivered...
World News

Cruz: “America Needed a Draft Dodger With Bone Spurs Leading the Afghanistan Withdrawal”

"What this entire debacle has taught is something really quite simple to understand. America...
Science & Medicine

African Farmer Will Trade MAGAs His Livestock Drugs for COVID Vaccines

SUDAN -- Amani Mahmoud and his family have been farming in Sudan for generations,...
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Criminal Justice

Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

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