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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
Women's Rights
Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
Criminal Justice
Gazpacho Police Announce Massive Counterfeit Oyster Cracker Bust
https://youtu.be/hqWJDFRyc2w WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Nancy Pelosi's personal law enforcement squad, the Gazpacho Police, held a...
February 10, 2022
Science & Medicine
Marjorie Greene Has Spent So Much in Mask Fines, She Wishes Biden Was Giving Away Crack Pipes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- No matter how much explaining the Biden White House does, it...
February 10, 2022
Science & Medicine
CDC Says It’s Now Safe to Remove Your Mask In Order Tell Ted Cruz to Fuck Himself
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued the following update to...
February 9, 2022
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Free Speech Defender Wants Teachers Arrested For Talking About Racism or Gay People In Florida
TALAHASSE, FLORIDUH -- You would be hard-pressed to find a politician who professes his...
February 9, 2022
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Maybe If Real Women Would Talk to Me, I Wouldn’t Get So Worked Up Over Cartoon Ones
The following editorial was submitted to Alternative Facts by William Terwilliger Jones, a popular Bible Belt...
February 8, 2022
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National Archives: Trump May Have Illegally Taken Presidential Happy Meal Toys to Mar-A-Lago
The Presidential Records Act was signed into law by President Jimmy Carter in 1978...
February 8, 2022
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New Fashion Trend: Wearing Your IQ on Your Hat
There's a hot new fashion trend these days, and we just had to report on...
February 8, 2022
Conservative Media
Rumble Offers Joe Rogan $100 Million to Wear a MAGA Hat and Just Shout the N-Word
A YouTube competitor has offered podcaster Joe Rogan $100 million to jump ship and...
February 7, 2022
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RNC Declares Lincoln’s Assassination ‘Legitimate Political Discourse’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee might, as it turns out, have a...
February 7, 2022
Conservative Media
Joe Rogan Insists He ‘Only Meant It’ Half the Times He Used the N-Word
Controversy continues to swirl around Joe Rogan's podcast, and it appears that the public...
February 7, 2022
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The RNC and Donald Trump’s Dong Have Censured Kinzinger and Cheney
Standing on one's principles can be a tricky proposition for anyone, but for politicians...
February 4, 2022
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Boebert Gives Up Right to Vote, Bear Arms, & Hold Office Because the Constitution Never Changes
"The Constitution is not evolving. To say that spits in the face of every...
February 4, 2022
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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