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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Fails New Year’s Resolution To Stop Smoking Crack On First Day Back To Work
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year was quite the whirlwind for Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee...
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Sean Spicer Hands Scaramucci Participation Trophy as He Exists White House Press Office
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Scaramucci Tells Press He Saw Trump Fire Proton Torpedo Down Shaft Only Two Meters Wide
Anthony Scaramucci is the new White House Communications director, and he's already out in the streets, communicating things about his boss.
July 22, 2017
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders To Be Replaced With Dead Cat So Talking Points Can Be Read With More Emotion
When Sean Spicer is unavailable, Trump has used Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But now, word is he'll tap someone completely different...and dead.
June 5, 2017
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Sean Spicer To Be Replaced With ‘More Personable Hound Dog Sitting On A Dried-Up Cactus In An Ill-Fitting Suit’
Could White House Press Secetary Sean Spicer be in need of a resume brush-up? And will a hound dog in a suit sitting on a cactus replace him?
March 29, 2017
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Sean Spicer’s Head Literally Explodes During White House Press Briefing
Tough questions make Sean Spicer's head explode at a recent White House press briefing, when questions of wiretapping were brought up.
March 16, 2017
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