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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

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Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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LGTBQ+

Pope Francis and Kim Davis Meet, Discuss Bigotry and Baking Recipes

What happens when Pope Francis and Kim Davis meet? Bigotry collaborations and baking recipe swapping, of course.
World News

Jealous Putin Invites Vice-Pope to Kremlin For Karaoke

Vlad Putin doesn't like that Pope Francis visited the U.S. first, but he has an almost as good visitor coming to his country soon.
Women's Rights

Pope Francis Shows Liberal Side By Saying Women Can Be Forgiven For Making Their Own Decisions

Pope Francis says women who take control of their own bodies can be forgiven for that for that now.
Religion

FLASH: Even Head Guy Who Believes in Virgin Birth Knows Climate Change Is Real

Pope Francis is making waves by insisting to his flock that they actually read what the Bible has to say about taking care of the planet.
Religion

Pope Francis: ‘Dick Santorum Should Leave Christianity to the Christians’

Pope Francis fires a salvo at Rick Santorum in the latest episode of their feud over climate change,
U.S. Politics

Rick Santorum Wants Oscar the Grouch To Stop Commenting on Garbage

Rick Santorum has a message for another celebrity he wants to pipe down on the talking about the environment and the what-not.
Religion

Man With Extensive Hat Collection Who Chose Life Without Kids Shames Others for Not Having Kids

Pope Frank says not having kids is a selfish choice. He'd know. He has no kids.

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