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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Tucker Carlson: NSA Agents Were in His Closet Spying and One of The Agents Looked at Him

"NSA agents were in my closet, making reports, and I saw one of the...

We Asked the American Flag If It Felt Offended By Gwen Berry’s Political Protest

This weekend, MAGA social media was incensed by the actions of a black athlete...

FBI: Trump’s COVID-19 Body Count Higher Than Clintons’ Kill List

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new report from the Federal Bureau of Investigations concludes that...

What Does It Mean If My Diarrhea Looks and Sounds Like Marjorie Taylor Greene?

I need someone who is either a medical doctor, or at the very least...

Liberty Loving Patriot Wants Gwen Berry Deported For Disrespecting America’s Freedom Rag

SHITLIP, GEORGIA -- When someone asks 30-year-old right-wing YouTuber Matthew Palumbozo about nearly any...

Barr Was So Angered by Trump’s Election Lies He Almost Regretted All the Lies He Told for Trump

Americans who believed that former Attorney General William Barr was not much more than...

I Don’t Know What Critical Race Theory Is, But I Know You’re Racist For Talking About It

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator and aide to former White House...

COVID-19’s Delta Variant Will Officially Sponsor All Future Trump Rallies

Donald Trump's SuperPAC has reached a deal that will, according to their latest press...

Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio

WELLINGTON, OHIO -- One of his staffers called it a "return to his former...

Cruz: America Needs a President ‘Who Can Think Outside the Constitution Again’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, former President Trump held a rally in Ohio, which...

Alien Confirms UFO Report But Denies Report MTG is of His Species

For decades, Americans have wondered about what evidence about unidentified flying objects -- UFOs...

Local McDonald’s Offering Free Small Fry to Anyone Applying for Poverty Wage Job

DICK'S CREST, CALIFORNIA --  The local McDonald's franchise is, as their assistant manager described...

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

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"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

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