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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Criminal Justice

Trump: “Mueller Fully and Completely Exonerated Me in Such a Mean, Biased Way!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump lashed out again at former FBI Special Counsel Robert...
MAGA News

Jim Jordan Outraged Mueller’s Congressional Testimony ‘Won’t Even Touch On Benghazi’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees dropped a bombshell on...
MAGA News

House Republican: Mueller Report ‘Extremely Biased’ Because It Doesn’t Mention Benghazi or Crooked Killary

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) is one of President Donald Trump's strongest...
The Democrats

Pelosi Explains Why She’s The Only One In The Entire Country Who Knows the Right Thing to Do About Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is not convinced the time...
Criminal Justice

Bob Mueller Sends Super Secret Coded Message to Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller delivered his first, highly-anticipated remarks...
Criminal Justice

OJ Simpson Says L.A. Prosecutors Had Insufficient Evidence and Therefore, in Our Country, He Is Innocent

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -- Former NFL superstar OJ Simpson was acquitted of murdering two...
Criminal Justice

Trump: “I Cannot Be Impeached for Attempted Crimes Like ‘Conspiracy, Obstruction, or Murder'”

SOMEWHERE IN THE AIR, ABOVE THE PACIFIC OCEAN -- As Air Force Individual-1 readied...
MAGA News

Doctors Marvel at Discovery of Vertebrate Republican

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, scientists and medical professionals were stunned, shocked, but...
Criminal Justice

Gym Jordan: “Sure Trump Broke the Law, But What Right Do the American People Have to Know the Details?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the House Judiciary Committee held a hearing on whether or...
MAGA News

Trump: “Bob Mueller Shouldn’t Testify Because He’d Exonerate Me Way Too Much!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump lashed out on Twitter over the weekend at the...
Science & Medicine

Trump Says Space Force Has Begun Work on Converting Moon into Death Star

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Having consolidated his power after the Battle of Mueller, once Supreme...
MAGA News

Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Slime Trail Left Behind By AG Barr

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, congressional janitorial staff is still laboriously...
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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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