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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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Hillary Clinton’s Been Circling Matt Gaetz Home and Shouting ‘Lock Him Up!’
LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA -- Qongressman Matt Gaetz may be in for a rough time...
March 31, 2021
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Matt Gaetz Mocks Biden For Not Licking a Single Authoritarian Dictator’s Taint Yet
"I bet Sleepy Joe doesn't even KNOW where Kim Jong-Un's G-spot is!"
March 19, 2021
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Gaetz Plans to Fuck a Mrs. Potato Head While Reading Racist Dr. Seuss Books to Own the Libs
He's had it up to here with cancel culture, and Matt Gaetz is going to do the only thing he knows how in order to stop it: embarrassing himself.
March 3, 2021
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Matt Gaetz Tells CPAC He Won’t Let Trump ‘Pull Out Until He Finishes’
A visibly evident and olfactorily confirmed drunk Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) slurred and stammered...
February 26, 2021
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Space Force Releases Initial Cost Estimate to Yeet Matt Gaetz Into The Sun
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The United States Space Force released a study this week that...
February 4, 2021
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Gaetz Blames Cancel Culture for His Inability to Bring a Woman to Climax Even Once
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there is one thing Congressman Matt Gaetz loathes, it's sobriety....
January 25, 2021
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Gaetz: “In America, It’s Three Insurrections and You’re Out, Not One!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For two hours this morning, the House of Representatives debated whether...
January 13, 2021
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Matt Gaetz Blames Antifa for His Inability to Show Up To Work Sober
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visually intoxicated Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Trump's Taint) told reporters today...
January 7, 2021
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Gaetz and Jordan: Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really been in much...
December 30, 2020
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Jordan and Gaetz Say Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really been in much...
December 29, 2020
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Gaetz: “Real Patriots Don’t Ever Abandon Their Deeply Unpopular, One-Term, Impeached Loser Cry Baby President”
LAKE FUKFAYCE, FLORIDA -- For one of Donald Trump's most loyal congressional servants, there...
December 28, 2020
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Gaetz and Jordan Insist Trump Must Have Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For more than a month now, elected Republican loyalists have tried...
December 22, 2020
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