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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Poll: Majority Approve of Trump Using Nuclear Missile on Dorian If It’s Headed Toward Mar-A-Lago

Hurricane Dorian is picking up steam and headed toward Florida, having narrowly landfall in...
Immigration

Pregnant Russian Woman Unsure Whether Trump Will Let Her Birth Anchor Baby At Mar-A-Lago Now

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Though her bags are all packed and her birth coach has...
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Trump Wants Obamacare Subsidies to Pay for Trips to Mar-A-Lago

"In times of great need, sometimes we all have to sacrifice. And by 'we all' I of course mean the plebs."
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Trump to Use Obamacare Subsidies to Pay for His Trips to Mar-A-Lago During the Winter

"In times of great need, sometimes we all have to sacrifice. And by 'we all' I of course mean the plebs."
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Trump Opens Mar-a-Lago For White Nationalists Displaced By Hurricane Irma

In the wake of Hurricane Irma, and inspired by a former adult magazine executive, President Trump offers Mar-A-Lago to displaced racists.
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Trump Administration Planning ‘Really Bigly Yooge’ 100th Round of Presidential Golf Celebration

President Donald Trump has been in office 100 days now, but he's got his sights set on a much more important milestone, in his eyes at least.
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State Department Website to Begin Offering Tours of The Kremlin

The Donald Trump administration is trying to break new ground constantly, including when it comes to how the State Department's website functions.
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Trump Honors Jackie Robinson by Congratulating Himself for Breaking the Presidency’s “Orange Color Barrier”

On Jackie Robinson Day, President Donald Trump honors the civil rights and baseball icon in his own unique, narcissistic way.
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Trump To Ask Congress For New Tax To Cover Trump Tower, Mar-A-Lago Secret Service Protection

In order to pay for his unusual Secret Service needs, Co-President Donald Trump is prepared to ask Congress for a new tax on the American people.
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Trump Signs Executive Order Forbidding Anyone From Saying “Conflicts Of Interest” In His Presence

Co-President Trump has just come up with a very unique way to avoid any issues that might arise out of conflicts of interest.
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Trump Offers To Cut Medicare and Social Security To Pay For Weekend Jaunts To Mar-A-Lago

Trump loves his "Southern White House" at Mar-A-Lago so much, he's willing to go to great lengths to keep weekending there.
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Trump To Sign Executive Order Declaring Civil War “A Tie” And Mar-A-Lago The Official Southern White House

Can Sub-President Trump rechristen his Florida compound as The Southern White House?
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Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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