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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...
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Jim Jordan Promises House Investigation to Find Wife’s Clit

Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-OH) already has a healthy spate of investigations he's planning to...

Hawley Signals Support for Gaetz and Boebert Stopping Peaceful Transfer of Power to McCarthy

On his way into pretending to work in the U.S. Senate today, Senator Josh...

Op-Ed: Give Me Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics or Give Me Death!

  The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "alpha...

Data Shows Jim Jordan 3x More Likely to Find Wife’s Clitoris Than Evidence Trump Won Election

Data from a newly published report seems to indicate that Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-OH)...

Doctors Renamed a Vicious Form of Bowel Cancer After a Current Member of Congress

The National Board of Naming Medical Things convened this week and afterward issued its...

Jim Jordan: “We Wouldn’t Have to Ban Books if the Left Would Just Let Us Burn Them Again”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressdouche Jim Jordan (Q-OH) appeared on OANN this morning and defended...

Hillary: “Only Soyboy Betacucks Can’t Handle Congressional Testimony”

In a new NPR interview this week, former Secretary of State, Senator, and First...

Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal to former President...

Fauci Gives Jordan Proctologist Referral So His Head Can Be Safely Pulled Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite clashing earlier during a congressional hearing, Dr. Anthony Fauci has...

Jim Jordan Travels Through Time to Call Montgomery Bus Boycott ‘Woke Cancel Culture’

From December 1955 to December 1956, the Montgomery Bus Boycott, famously started when Rosa...

Jim Jordan Shares Freedom Fries With the Dixie Chicks While Blasting ‘Cancel Culture’

On a park bench not far from the nation's capitol complex, Qongressman Jim Jordan...

Jim Jordan Says Parents Should Decide Which Seuss Books and KKK Pamphlets Their Kids Read

Ohio Q-publican Jim Jordan is sick and tired of the cancel culture, and he's ready to defend Seuss's racially insensitive materials.

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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...

Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member...

What DO You Get The Horse-Faced Cave Troll Insurrectionist In Your Life for Valentine’s Day?

"...a lovely new feedbag might be the way to go. But she just signed...