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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison
"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...
June 21, 2024
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Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....
June 19, 2024
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Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ...
December 3, 2018
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Jesus Christ Reads Transcript of Trump’s NRA Speech to Children of Sandy Hook Massacre
While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus "Hubert" Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.
April 29, 2017
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God to Michele Bachmann: Shut your stupid fuckin’ mouth
God has had enough of Michele Bachmann speaking for him.
March 24, 2016
U.S. Politics
J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory
Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.
September 22, 2015
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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison
"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...
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Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need
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