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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
July 10, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
July 3, 2024
Religion
Pat Robertson: God Will Warm Texas If He Stops Watching “Magic Mike” for Research Purposes Twelve Times a Week
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Living fossil and televangelist Pat Robertson often speaks to God...
February 4, 2022
Religion
Man Sues God For Taking Betty White and Bob Saget When Trump Was ‘Still a Very Good Option’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- 2022 is not quite two weeks old, and already...
January 10, 2022
Religion
God Sends Venmo Request for $600,000 to Joel Osteen
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway, President and CEO of Holy Trinity,...
December 3, 2021
Criminal Justice
Can God Be Prosecuted for Miscarriages if the Supreme Court Throws Out Roe?
There's been awful lot of talk about abortion in America lately. Perhaps that's not...
December 2, 2021
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God: “I Have No Fucking Clue Who This Mango Craycray Greene Is”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, House Democrats passed a bill that, if signed into law,...
September 25, 2021
Religion
God: “No Other Gods Before Me Applies to Flags Too”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway confirmed for afterlife reporters this morning...
July 6, 2021
Religion
God Believes in ‘Evolution, Not in Marjorie Greene’s Humanity’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- In a new interview he did with Deities Magazine, Larry...
June 11, 2021
Religion
Jesus Says It’s Okay to Pray That Trump Dies Before 2024
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Americans who find themselves praying that former President Donald...
April 12, 2021
LGTBQ+
Pat Robertson: God Wants Republicans to ‘Crotch Check’ Student Athletes
The 80+ year old televangelist said Jesus told him personally he needs to protect the "integrity" of sports by feeling up student athletes before their games.
March 31, 2021
Conservative Media
God Cancels Rush Limbaugh
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- In breaking news, we have learned that conservatives across the United...
February 17, 2021
Religion
COVID-19 Forces Jesus to Delay Second Coming
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Concerns about the ongoing COVID-19 outbreak, particularly in the...
July 24, 2020
Religion
Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This weekend, Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Trinity, Inc's...
April 1, 2020
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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
July 10, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
July 3, 2024
Lifestyle
God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools
"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
June 28, 2024
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Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions
Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...
June 27, 2024
