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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Tennessee Man Can’t Talk to New Bride About Their Florida Honeymoon While in Florida

This summer, while she waits to start her senior year of high school, 16-year-old...
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Matt Gaetz and Roy Moore Are Opening a Grooming Business That Won’t Cater to Pets

Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is teaming up with former Alabama Supreme Court Justice and...
Arts & Entertainment

Disney’s Next Animated Film Will Feature Villain Obsessed With Genitals Named “Ron DeFlorida”

Entertainment trade papers are reporting that Disney Animation Studios has a new feature-length film...
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A Second Grader Asked DeSantis Where Babies Come From. He Had Her Arrested.

This morning, while visiting an elementary school in Northern Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q)...
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Florida Bans Teaching Any Pronouns to Any Student at Any Grade Level

https://youtu.be/4f5eSK0bp5s TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Republicans in The Gunshine State have pushed a new law through...
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Florida Nun Unsure If She’ll Be Arrested After Teaching Students About the Immaculate Conception

"It's tough for me to know, legally speaking, if discussing statutory rape is kosher...
Lifestyle

Op-Ed: We Need to Leave Our Confederate Statues in Place, But Never Talk About Why They Exist

The following editorial was written and submitted by Floriduh Governor Ron DeSantis (Q). The...
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Jesus Warns His Trans Little Children to ‘Stay the Fuck Away’ From the Bible Belt

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry "God" Schumway, and...
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Data Shows DeSantis Thinks About Gay Sex More Than Two Dudes Banging

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Florida's controversial new "Don't Say Gay" bill is on its way...
Science & Medicine

DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is expected to sign a bill into law when...
Lifestyle

I’m a Gay Teacher From Florida. Is It Illegal For Me To Introduce Myself To My Class Now?

The following editorial was written by Gerald Farthing, a 36 year old English teacher...
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Free Speech Defender Wants Teachers Arrested For Talking About Racism or Gay People In Florida

TALAHASSE, FLORIDUH -- You would be hard-pressed to find a politician who professes his...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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