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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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Free Speech Defender Wants Teachers Arrested For Talking About Racism or Gay People In Florida
TALAHASSE, FLORIDUH -- You would be hard-pressed to find a politician who professes his...
February 9, 2022
Lifestyle
DeSantis Orders Critical Race Theory Detectors Installed on Every Florida Campus
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is on a crusade to eliminate Critical...
December 16, 2021
Science & Medicine
New Policy Lets DeSantis Punch Kids in the Mouth for Wearing a Mask
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- A new policy instituted by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) allows him...
September 13, 2021
Science & Medicine
DeSantis: “I’ll Worry About Kids Getting COVID When They’re Old Enough to Vote”
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- This morning, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) continued his public feud with...
August 19, 2021
Science & Medicine
DeSantis Orders All Florida High Schoolers to Participate in Unvaccinated Make-Out Parties
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) has issued an ultimatum to every high...
August 18, 2021
Science & Medicine
Florida’s Child COVID Positivity Higher Than Its Adult Literacy
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Children in the America's Dong State are more likely contract COVID-19...
August 10, 2021
Science & Medicine
DeSantis Undecided Whether to Continue to Do Nothing, or Pretend to Do Something About COVID
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- His state is the new epicenter of America's fourth wave of...
August 6, 2021
Science & Medicine
Urologist Fears America’s Penis May Never Fully Recover from COVID-19 Delta Surge
Dr. Richard Schvantz has been a licensed, board certified urologist for over 40 years,...
August 4, 2021
Science & Medicine
DeSantis Signs Order Making It Illegal to Care About COVID Within Florida State Lines
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) had a unique idea to help his...
August 3, 2021
Sports
Man Who Can’t Compete in Any Athletic Setting Wants to Talk to You About Trans Athletes
NEEDLEDICK, FLORIDA -- 53 year old non-union electrician Joey Mahoney can't run very well,...
June 2, 2021
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Gaetz Leaving Congress to Become Dean of Emissions at Liberty University
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) has decided it's time to end...
May 26, 2021
Criminal Justice
Matt Gaetz Has a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for Using Venmo to Buy a Fleet of Windowless Vans
LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA -- According to sources, investigators have uncovered a new wrinkle in...
May 18, 2021
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