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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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MAGA Boy: “They Ain’t Concentration Camps, They’re Guarded Compounds for the Imprisonment of Ethnic Minorities!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and country music sensation Jethro...
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Trump’s Already Picked Out The Perfect Racist Joke To Test FEMA Alert System

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a few short hours, President Donald Trump will use...
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Trump Administration: More People Died In Bowling Green Massacre Than Puerto Rico During Hurricane Maria

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  While his administration oversees the nation's response to Hurricane Florence battering...
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Trump Promises Response To Florence Will Be The ‘Hurricane Katrina of Hurricane Marias’

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump bragged that his administration would...
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#TwitterLockout: Trump Supporter Believes Purged Russian Bots Were Taken To Obama FEMA Camps

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- This week, conservatives and Trump supporters on Twitter began...
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President Trump: Puerto Ricans the ‘Wrong Shade of American’ to Get All Help Needed

"If they looked like they were from Mississippi...I'd still be down there right now chucking paper towels at them."
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Governor of Puerto Rico Not Sure Citizens Can Eat Merry Christmas or Use It For Shelter, Power

"I don't think anyone saying Happy Holidays will do anywhere near the same damage as the hurricane."
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Trump: Puerto Ricans ‘Wrong Shade of American’ to Get All Help Needed

"If they looked like they were from Mississippi...I'd still be down there right now chucking paper towels at them."
Religion

Pat Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson told a podcast audience this week that...
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Trump Blames Hurricane Charity Check Delay On Not Doing Any Fundraisers For Cancer Kids Recently

Even though no one has seen the million dollar donation that Trump promised to make, Trump says it's coming. He just has to rob some cancer kids first.
Science & Medicine

FEMA Worried Their Camps Too Overrun With Obama Prisoners to Help Harvey Victims

With Hurricane Harvey wreaking havoc, now FEMA is worried that former President Obama filled their camps with too many Republicans.
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Hurricane Harvey: Red Cross Says Thought and Prayer Warehouses Full, Could Use Actual Help Now

The Red Cross wants Americans to consider sending help for Harvey victims that's a little more useful than words and thoughts.
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

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