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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

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Trump Administration Orders EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plant Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to divert "as...

Scott Pruitt Looking For Dead Planet He Had Stuffed In Trump Hotel Mattress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The scandal involving chief EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt's financial and administrative...

Mother Earth Claims Credit For Threats On Scott Pruitt

THE MILKY WAY GALAXY  -- Environmental Protection Agency administrator Scott Pruitt is under heavy...

EPA Head Scott Pruitt Starts Federal Panel to Challenge Scientific Consensus on Gravity

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As reported by The New York Times, EPA head...

EPA Head Scott Pruitt Starts Federal Panel to Challenge Scientific Consensus on Gravity

As the head of the governmental agency tasked with protecting our environment, Scott Pruitt believes it's time to do a little less of that whole thing.

To Celebrate Earth Day, EPA Chief and President Trump Double-Team Inflatable Globe

President Donald Trump and EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt celebrated Earth Day like youd' expect two uber-capitalists would.

Trump’s New Budget Would Slash Costs By Cutting Poor People

Donald Trump's proposed budget would cut costs in some surprising and new ways, but will Congress give him what he wants?

New EPA Head Scott Pruitt: “Maybe Mother Earth Shouldn’t Dress Like That If She Doesn’t Want Us Raping Her”

New EPA chief Scott Pruitt recently gave his first official remarks as the man charged with running the government agency that protects our environment.

Trump’s EPA Head Figures Earth Has ‘Had A Good 6,000-Year Run’

Trump's EPA guy figures Mother Nature's due for an early retirement.

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