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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election

CORUSCANT -- Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is defending this decision to largely dismantle the Republic...

Palpatine Blames ‘AntiSith Anarchists’ for Use of Death Star on Alderaan

CORUSCANT -- In an emergency address, Emperor Sheev Palpatine confirmed that the Death Star's...

Emperor Palpatine Tells Vader He Doesn’t Want Any Shithole Planets Joining The Empire

CORUSCANT, INNER CORE -- Sources close to the High Galactic Emperor Sheev Palpatine are...

FBI Files Reveal JFK Link to Benghazi, Obama’s Birth Certificates, and Order 66 to Wipe Out the Jedi

"I had no idea that George Soros had Obama created out of nothing but midichlorians."

Putin Asks Trump To Oversee Final Construction Of Large Battle Station In First Hundred Days

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reprotedly reached out to President-Elect Donald Trump to personally oversee a construction project.

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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

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