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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...

Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....
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Donald Trump Asks President of Alabama If Roy Moore Can Still Win The Electoral College

"He can in fact not only win the Electoral College and replace Jeff Sessions. He can also kick out any member of the Senate he wants."

Roy Moore Hopes To Bring His “Brand of Alabama Values And Pedophilia” To D.C.

"Would you tell the Holy Spirit he was wrong for statutorily raping the Virgin Mary, Joe?"

Roy Moore Starts Oingo Boingo Tribute Band To Tour Alabama Malls and Middle Schools

"Oingo Bango is ready to start touring the middle schools and strip malls of this great state."

He’s Voting For Moore Because He “Keeps Teen Girls Safe From Transgenders In Bathrooms So He Can Fuck Them Later”

"I'd rather have a morally Christian 35 year old man fuck my 14 year old daughter than a man born a woman piss in front of her."

Roy Moore Rejects Trump’s Endorsement Over Inappropriate Sexual Comments About His Adult Daughter

"Once she gets to 15 or 16, it just becomes absolutely horrifying to think about your daughter that way."

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