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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...

Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....
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McDitzydick Clarifies: “The President Didn’t Downplay COVID, He Just Played It Down!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say it was a tough day for the Trump administration...

Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If Americans do not re-elect him this fall, President Donald Trump...

Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for...

Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews

FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS -- In under 70 days, the general public will have their...

Trump Warns That ‘Biden and the Democrats Want to Rip Babies From Their Cages’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States of America warned his citizens...

Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm

SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President and current Dark Lord...

Trump Corrects the Record on Fallen Soldiers: “I Actually Called Them FUCKING Losers”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An explosive new story in The Atlantic has put Trumplandia -- the Republican...

Trump Says North Carolina Republicans Should Vote Every Day Between Now and Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It is illegal for anyone to attempt to cast more than...

Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet Lies It Up Like the Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet She Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the nation's capital today, a lying sack of shit blond...

New Report: President’s Doctors Rushed Him to Walter Reed After Detecting Normal Human Brain Activity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has adamantly and forcefully denied that a trip...

FEC Warns Americans to Look Out For Deepfakes That Make Trump Look Competent or Intelligent

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Federal Elections Commission is imploring all American voters to "keep...

Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President

CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA -- With far less than a hundred days before the general election...

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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...

Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....

Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

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