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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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California Medical Marijuana Grower Releases New Strain Named After Jeff Sessions

"We are quite excited about what the weed community will think of it."

Nation’s Top Attorney’s Attorney Hires Attorney to Represent His Attorney’s Attorney

The attorney representing Jeff Sessions' attorney has just hired an attorney for his attorney. Confused yet?

Attorney General Sessions Wants to Make Pot ‘The Wetback and Negro Drug’ Again

Jeff Sessions is no fan of marijuana. Sure, he's an ancient, cookie making elf who probably should STFU, but he really hates weed.

Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony

When she testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary committee today, Sally Yates will be carrying some extra protection from angry primates.

Attorney General Sessions Agrees to Update His Anti-Marijuana Rhetoric Four Decades to the 1970s

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is trying to bring a little modernity into his anti-marijuana language and positions. Will it work?

North Carolina Governor Deputizes Ty-D Bol Man to Patrol State’s Bathrooms

North Carolina has a new genital detective.

NC Republican: Feds Should Keep ‘Their Big Government Noses Out of Our Big Government Bigotry’

One North Carolina Republican isn't taking the DOJ's warning about HB2 lying down.

Rudy Giuliani Says Darth Vader Should Be Commended for Hunting Down, Murdering Jedi

Rudy Giuliani believes in the rule of law so much he doesn't care if officers break it.

Authorities Considering Charges Against Darren Wilson for Killing Ferguson PD’s Racket

Ferguson PD wants to file charges against former Officer Darren Wilson for "killing" their racket.

Ferguson Police Chief: ‘At Least We Stopped Shitting in People’s Mouths for Fun!’

Ferguson Police Chief Tom Jackson is being pressured to resign.

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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...