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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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3 Ways to Tell Which Democrats to Expel From Congress for Protesting Gun Violence

Are you a member of a state legislature? Is your state a red state?...

Sinema Congratulates Fellow Dems on Senate Majority She Will Work with GOP to Thwart

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps nobody is as excited that her fellow Democrats will hold...

Pregnant Democrat Still Undecided Whether to Murder or Groom Her Fetus

She has some time to decide, but not all that much time, and 28...

Sinema Worries Her Party Might Try to Pass Its Agenda in Response to Youngkin Victory

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A distraught Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ) told reporters as she arrived...

Which of These Adorable Outfits Goes Best With Kyrsten Sinema’s Depraved Indifference to Human Suffering?

Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ) has made quite the name of herself since ousting...

White House Wants Sinema to Tell Them How Much Attention She Needs to Act Like a Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If President Joe Biden wants his bold new progressive agenda to...

Senator Coalfarts McFuckface Doesn’t Want Infrastructure Plan to Pay for Clean Air or Water

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Democrats on the Hill all seem to know the stakes. Time is...

Webster Changes Definition of “Douchebag” to “See Joe Manchin”

Dictionary publishers have to update their content quite frequently, given how often language evolves....

Man Switches Parties After Devastating “Demon-craps” Insult

CORNHOLE LAKE, MINNESOTA -- For most of his adult life, Gary Bababuoy has been...

Basic White Woman Not Sure She Should Care If People of Color Can Vote

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ) is the current chair of the Senate...

McConnell Blasts Dems for Expanding Supreme Court Instead of ‘Stealing Seats Like Patriots’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the House Democrats introduced legislation that, if passed through the...

Manchin Joins The Might-As-Well-Be-A-Republican Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Senator Joe Manchin filed official paperwork, and left the...

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

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