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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
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Draft of Trump’s Farewell Address Leaks
In less than 48 hours, Donald Trump will no longer be President of the...
January 18, 2021
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GOP Donors Tell Trump They Want Evidence He Can Read Before Giving to His Presidential Library
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald J. Trump will only be president for about another 48...
January 18, 2021
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Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Over the weekend, freshman Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had...
January 18, 2021
U.S. Politics
Biden Says He’ll Ask Nuclear Codes to Be Changed From ‘Password123’
This story is reprinted entirely with permission from NotReally.News. DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden...
January 17, 2021
The Democrats
Biden Will Remove the McDonald’s Kitchen Installed by the Previous Administration
The following story is reprinted with permission from NotReally.News. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff...
January 17, 2021
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Trump Jr: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”
This story is reprinted with permission from The Pastiche Post. NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- He...
January 17, 2021
U.S. Politics
White House Engineers Preparing to Remove Baby Gates and Bumper Rails
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of days, a new president will be...
January 16, 2021
The Democrats
Biden to Dismantle McDonald’s Kitchen the Previous Administration Installed
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit...
January 15, 2021
Science & Medicine
Genealogist Discovers Recessive ‘Beta’ Gene In People Who Violently Protest Accepting Defeat
Last week, America witnessed in horror as thousands of angry, bitter people stormed the...
January 15, 2021
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National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot
CULERO, TEXAS -- The National Association of A-Holes has decided to expel one of...
January 15, 2021
The Democrats
Biden Says Nuclear Codes Can No Longer Be ‘Password123’
DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to...
January 15, 2021
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Michele Bachmann Sees Her Own ‘Undeniable Genius’ in Lauren Boebert
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During her time in the U.S House of Representatives, Republican Michele...
January 14, 2021
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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
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May 10, 2024
Criminal Justice
Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
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